Behold...
The Canadian pizza chain Boston Pizza has started a new campaign called "Pizza Game Changers". It offers all kinds of insane pizza-related innovations that people can vote on. The most horrifying is the Pizza Cake. It currently has 3,140 backers and is in first. Its description:
Most pizza joints make a pizza pie, but BP is creating a Pizza Cake. Great for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, weddings, and even lonely nights watching infomercials.
Basically, it's terrifying and we need to mass produce them immediately.