We Did A Blind Taste Test With Short Stack And They Were Pretty Damn Good

Shaun: (lifting the blue cup) That's uhh, Coca-Cola, 2008 vintage. You can smell it!

Andy: Oh yeah! You're right!

Bradie: Blue is definitely Coke.

Shaun: [Red's] definitely Pepsi.

Shaun: They're both pretty fuckin' nice! I reckon blue is Powerade.

Andy: Red is Gatorade, and... yeah. Blue is Powerade.

Shaun: Oh wait, wait wait wait.

Bradie: ...blue is Powerade.

Shaun: Yeah. Red is Gatorade.

Shaun: We've been trying to do this My Fitness Pal thing... it's not going well now! *laughs* ...should I let you in on a very terrible secret? I don't actually eat Vegemite, I don't like it. It's crap, isn't it?! It tastes like shit! I can't believe it's made from beer. Like I can't believe beer gave us something this shit. *licks the sandwich from the green plate* This one's Vegemite.

Bradie: Pink's Vegemite...

Shaun: *licks the sandwich on the pink plate* Oh yeah, pink's Vegemite.

Andy: *casually taking bites out of both sandwiches* I think it's the other way round?

Shaun: You're going the other way?

Andy: Yep.

Shaun: Pink's 100% Vegemite, isn't it?

Bradie and Andy, simultaneously: *points to pink* Jatz, *points to green* Ritz.

Shaun: I prefer Ritz!

Shaun (to Bradie): You seem like the kind of guy who would love Jubes.

Bradie: [Green's] the proper one.

Shaun: But, ohh... [pink's] pretty good!

Bradie: Yeah, they're both good, aren't they?

Shaun: I reckon... [pink] might be the expensive ones.

Bradie: Nah.

Shaun: The only reason I think [green] might be the expensive ones is because the shape is more consistent, while these guys *points to pink* seem like they don't give a fuck. [Pink] tastes better, but I think [green] is probably more expensive.

Shaun: *takes a bite out of the green* ...that tastes like shit.

Andy: Yeah, the pink's legit.

Bradie: Green doesn't taste too bad.

Shaun: I dunno...

Andy: I think pink is legit.

Bradie: I agree.

Shaun: I think green.

Shaun: Green's legit. Is it green?! Look at pink, it's got like, shitty chocolate, is it?! It's got that white crap on it!

Andy: Yeah, you're right.

Shaun: [Pink] are the good ones. You can just tell 'coz of the way they broke. [Pink] broke pretty well, [green] is a bunch of broken crap.

Andy: [Pink] doesn't taste that great, so maybe not?

Bradie: Maybe [green's] the good ones?

Andy: Yeah.

Shaun: I disagree, I think pink's Scotch Fingers.

Bradie: It's definitely green.

Shaun: They're different flavours! Are they different flavours of the same brand? I think green's legit, but pink is pretty damn good!

Andy: It's totally green.