Brian Dunkleman was the season one co-host of "American Idol" starring alongside Kelly Clarkson and Ryan Seacrest's chunky blonde highlights.
He is a bit of a legend if only not for iconic last name, "Dunkleman."
Yesterday, TMZ job shamed Mr. D for being an Uber driver.
That's like 1. Rude. 2. Not classy. 3. Also who cares?
Little did TMZ know, nobody f*cks with Brian Dunkleman.
Brian took to Twitter to proudly defend his Uber driving.
Brian's girlfriend, "@avocado515," even joined in. Using the hashtag #ImInLoveWithAnUberDriver, she eviscerated TMZ with a bikini picture.
One tweet wasn't enough, Andrea sent another.
She even changed her bio to the newly iconic hashtag.
In conclusion, we all have to: