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    21 Jokes About Social Media Influencers It's 100% OK To Laugh At

    "If you're an Instagram Influencer who doesn't have a picture of yourself in a sea of wildflowers, can I even trust your dry shampoo recommendations? SMH."

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    Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Not even their mom: iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine...”

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    JESUS CHRIST WAS THE ORIGINAL MILLENNIAL: -still lived at home with his mom & stepdad in his 30s -fermented his own alcohol -thought he was god’s gift to the world -tried to start a career as an influencer because he had 13 followers

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    If you’re an Instagram Influencer who doesn’t have a picture of yourself in a sea of wildflowers, can I even trust your dry shampoo recommendations? SMH.

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    I love how Reese is an Oscar winning actress with millions of dollars but she posts like an Instagram influencer who lives with their parents. https://t.co/ZcLJM1j3pZ

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    Don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 LinkedIn 👏 Influencer 👏 if 👏 you've 👏 never 👏 hoped 👏 I'm 👏 well 👏

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    Peter Parker was the OG influencer bc that bitch literally sold pictures of himself to pay the bills

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    Not sure how you're a "life influencer" if all you post is you laughing in coffee shops, but ok, Jen.

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    If Suzie is a social media influencer with 125,000 followers and Shane is an influencer with 130,000 followers, how many checks do you have your parents write to buy 200,000 fake followers to surpass them both? #SATQuestionsForRichKids

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    My son is going to Coachella this weekend and if he comes back an influencer I’ll never forgive him

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    Nobody: Influencer: *on their 5th trip to Europe in a calendar year* “Nothing helps me unwind better than a martini by the Adriatic!🍸😍 What’s your go-to way to relax after a long work week??”

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    Me: Influencer? Like on social media? Doctor: No. Influenza. Like sick.

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    I know we’ve joked a lot about this scam, and it’s easy to cast blame, and I don’t want to bring anyone down, but I don’t think we’re addressing the real issue here and it is extremely tragic: No parent should ever be forced to live to see their child become an influencer. https://t.co/AlQmnvrwIX

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    *instagram is down* all the influencers at coachella:

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    How does one become a style influencer, I wonder as I lay on my couch with my blanket up to my nose. I feel like I'd be really good at that.

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    Interviewer: Would you consider yourself an Influencer? Me: Yeah, I think so. I was the first kid in my neighborhood to get Guitar Hero. And depression.

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    hi i'm an instagram influencer with 5 million followers & I'm here to tell you about a new product that will stop you feeling hungry between meals. it's called "eating lots of beans". you will shit loads, but in a good way ✨ [picture of me in a sports bra holding a bean]

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    When an influencer at Coachella gets asked to take someone else’s picture

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    I ordered lunch, and then half the room ordered lunch from the same place. I'd like to announce my new career as an influencer.