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So, it's summer in Texas and it is TOO HOT.
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The kids are not alright.
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It's so hot people are pulling out their own hair.
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And it's making people put on more clothes to protect themselves — which just doesn't make sense.
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Texans are having to put a lot of sweat equity into their looks.
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It's so hot that it's taking "shop 'til you drop" to a whole other level.
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And it's making people ponder their own existence.
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It's so hot that the burgers aren't the only things frying at Whataburger.
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The heat dominates every waking thought.
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And people are definitely starting to feel hot and bothered.
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Texans know that no solid is safe.
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Now the wind is becoming a bitter enemy.
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Even the weatherman can't be bothered, anymore.
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People (and things) are reaching their melting point.
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Texans don't even need the gym to break a sweat anymore.
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The end seems to be nowhere in sight.
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So everyone is just embracing their fridges, as well as the indoor lifestyle.
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And using the outdoors for its only purpose—cooking.