Buzz·Posted on 17 Sept 2018Literally Just 18 Hilarious Tweets About Classic Books"Boys always assume that sending nudes is what grabs a gal's attention, when what really grabs their attention is the patronage of the esteemed Lady Catherine de Bourgh."by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. beloved comedy institution “the pixelated boat” @pixelatedboat Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick” has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: “I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales” 01:46 AM - 13 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. nina @a_wistfulgirl ‘have you no compassion on my poor nerves?!’ 02:12 AM - 28 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Avery Edison @aedison DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin! DORIAN: Can I hide it? DEVIL: Well, yes, but— DORIAN: And there are no other consequences? DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul! DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture. 12:22 AM - 18 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. chuuch @ch000ch Romeo: check out this cat video Juliet: omg dead 😂 Juliet: hello Juliet: romeo Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead Juliet: romeo 10:35 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Ryan Boyd @ryanaboyd Lord Byron *definitely* would be a DM-slider. Coleridge, a mentions pest. Wordsworth RTs more and more conservative memes as he ages. Keats has a good tumblr. Blake is offline. 10:36 PM - 14 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed Dante followed Virgil down, past killers and adulterers. "And here," Virgil said "are the makers of websites that automatically play audio." 02:10 AM - 05 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz God bless Jane Austen for naming the prettiest, kindest, most generous, most patient character in Pride and Prejudice after herself that is self-love and I am on board 11:51 PM - 26 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Flames. Flames, on the side of my face @Scriblit ME, SOBBING: Please, Emily, you can't give all your 100 characters the same 4 names EMILY BRONTE: *points* That's Earnshaw Linton. *points* That's Cathy Heathcliff. *points* Heathcliff Linton. *points* Cathy Cathy. *points* Earnshaw Cathy Jr. *pause* And they're all GHOSTS. 10:13 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat In case you were wondering how tall emily brontë was compared to an emperor penguin 12:45 AM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. the library haunter 🦉 @SketchesbyBoze boys always assume that sending nudes is what grabs a gal's attention, when what really grabs their attention is the patronage of the esteemed lady Catherine deBourgh. 05:35 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. a monstruous regiment of women @KHandozo Just realized that since we read serial nineteenth-century novels only as whole books, we are basically bingewatching the nineteenth century. 06:51 PM - 05 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Ross Daniel Bullen @BullenRoss PUBLISHER: So it’s got vampires? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: Sex? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: A lunatic asylum? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: It needs something more. BRAM STOKER: [scratches head] A… a cowboy? PUBLISHER: Fucking sold. 04:13 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jonathan Healey @SocialHistoryOx Amazing entry from Pepys’ diary, 23 April 1667: ‘Just gave my name in ye Coffee Shoppe as “No Poperie”. When ye (presbyterian) Wench screamed my name repeatedly, ye whole room erupted in boisterous huzzahs. Result. Try it. And so to bed.’ https://t.co/pPA6EsJRnJ 06:40 AM - 29 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. citywart angel @johnxdenver When someone talks shit about Edgar Allen Poe 04:22 AM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. David Hughes @david8hughes [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye." 03:41 PM - 01 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Greg Jenner @greg_jenner I'm gonna write a book about the difficulties of watching Pride and Prejudice dubbed into French. It will be called L'Austen Translation 06:21 PM - 21 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Joshua Zagan @zagan My favorite part of the book Moby Dick is where it says "Dick" right there on the cover. 09:38 PM - 08 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jules @Julian_Epp Before you turn 18 you have to choose exactly one of these books to read and then never stop talking about for the rest of your life: -Harry Potter -The Great Gatsby -Animal Farm -The Communist Manifesto -1984 -The Bible 10:49 PM - 20 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite