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Your childhood self would be very, very jealous.
Don't forget to sign the guest book with a neon gel pen.
There's a minibar stocked with nostalgia-worthy '90s snacks like Fruit Stripe Gum, Gushers, and Cheese Balls that's ALL FREE FOR GUESTS!!!
Guests will even get limited-edition robes, slippers, and sleep masks, which are yours to take home.
Who am I kidding, I totally want that light-up canopy as an adult now.
Like your favorite ~vintage~ teen magazines and even a '90s trivia game to test your knowledge.