1.
my bf fell asleep in the living room so i went to the room and fell asleep tell me whyyyy this mf was up at 5 am standing at the foot of the bed w the blanket wrapped around him in the dark talking bout βwhy you left me in there by myselfβ i almost pissed myself πππ
2.
What my food see from outside the microwave
3.
woke up ugly again this fucking sucks
4.
The Witch (2015)
5.
HER MOM BECAME THE MEME. GOOOOOOODBYE.
6.
McRib stands for "My Chemical Romance Is Back"
7.
My girlfriend said we should each pick a βhall passβ, just in case we ever met that person. I chose Kate Upton and she chose her roommate Connor
8.
You've been a very bad girl. A very very bad bad girl GaGa https://t.co/zcrFnpHkNi
9.
horror movie where millennials manage to buy a house but itβs haunted by the ghosts of all the things millennials have killed βwhat was that?β βoh my god Jessica itβs GOLFβ
10.
I think a lot about the end of the Kidz Bop cover of βWe Belong Togetherβ
11.
hey i know we havenβt talked since high school but weβre celebrating our 10 year friendversary on facebook. what are u up to tonight lol
12.
when youβve been at work for 2 minutes
13.
in a mood. not telling you which one
14.
when im having a good time with my friends but then ribs by lorde decides to occupy my entire mental space
15.
HAJZJZJZJXJKXJZJZJZJXJ
16.
*when the mozzarell is fresh*
17.
throat: *is vaguely sore* me: don't you fucking dare