So, if you aren't up to speed with the drama going on between Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy, it's worth a recap so that you can properly appreciate this roundup.
And if you can't be bothered to read the recap, here's a super-quick summary: Earlier today, Coleen Rooney published a lengthy note on Instagram essentially accusing someone with Rebekah Vardy's Instagram account of selling fake stories about her to the Sun newspaper. Those stories were deleted, then republished with a note.
Coleen explained that she has been planting fake Instagram stories on her private account and had blocked all her other friends from viewing them with one exception: Rebekah Vardy's Instagram account.
Vardy quickly denied the allegations and said Coleen should have spoken to her privately about it before going public.
Two of England's most high-profile footballer's wives, or WAGs, going at it over accusations of leaking fake stories has finally given us something else to talk about besides Brexit.
To begin with, people were very impressed with Coleen's elaborate investigation: the planning, the thought process, and even her well-worded statement.
Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy
This actually started trending in the UK.
@ColeenRoo WAGatha Christie
I love this country sometimes.
Deliberately planting fake stories? Genius. (For non–football fans or Americans, the two men pictured in this tweet are Coleen and Rebekah's respective husbands, Wayne Rooney and Jamie Vardy, who both play for England.)
"What you on about, "flooded basement?""
There were parodies.
"Over the past five months I have posted a series of false stories to see if they made their way into the press. And you know what, they did!"
Something for the Line of Duty fans.
Rebekah Vardy had the right to be interviewed by a WAG at least one rank senior
A lot of people are just fully invested in the drama of it all.
*coleen and rebekah start @‘ing each other* me:
Some people have already made their minds up about the allegations, which Rebekah has denied in a statement, saying "over the years various people have had access to my insta".
Rebekah Vardy to The Sun anytime Coleen posts something.
Judge: You're still looking at 25 years 6ix9ine: The Instagram snitch is Rebekah Vardy
Rebekah Vardy watching Coleen Rooney’s Instagram stories 👀
And some Twitter users made memes about Rebekah's response:
Rebekah Vardy responding to Coleen Rooney’s sleuth skills
And we can collectively say that we are all ready to revisit this whole thing a few months from now.
we're going to have to make a documentary about this, aren't we
Scarlett Johansson will be playing every single character obviously.
BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson to play Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy in “Instagram take down”.
But, most of all, people were loving Coleen's build-up in her statement, which is made of stuff soap operas can only dream of.
It's..........Rebekah Vardy's account.
It was…………………….. Rebekah Vardy's account.
"It's ..........Rebekah Vardy's account." is arguably the best ending to anything that I've ever read.
Everyone reading Coleen Rooney's tweet.
“It’s......Rebekah Vardy’s account.”
The four most dramatic words EVER are: It's ..........Rebekah Vardy's account.