Welcome to yet another BuzzFeed post about the saga that is Meghan Trainor double-toilet pooping with her husband.
Yes, pooping at the same time on CUSTOM side-by-side toilets.
And yes, we're still talking about this a week later!
So, the back story: One of my favorite celeb facts is that Meghan Trainor is married to the kid from Spy Kids, Daryl Sabara.
The other fact I love to tell people is that Meghan Trainor's fans are jokingly referred to as Potty Trainors.
So, this story about toilets and pooping next to her Spy Kids husband is, as a Potty Trainor, my new favorite thing.
Our story begins long, long ago last week, when Meghan revealed that she poops next to her husband on their twinning toilets.
She talked about "pooping together" on Nicole Byer's podcast, Why Won't You Date Me.
“We just got a new house, and we did construction. Nobody knows this, but in our bathroom, there was one toilet, and a lot of time in the middle of the night when we’re with the baby, we’ve got to pee at the same time. So I was like, ‘Can we please have two toilets next to each other?’”
"We’ve only pooped together twice. We pee at the same time a lot.”
TWICE?!
Miss Meghan wanted to clarify her toilet sitch.
She took to Twitter and said:
To clear things up…we pooped ONCE together and we laughed and said never again…but he will hang out with me if I’m 💩ing cuz WE SOULMATES. And i legit miss him when I’m away from him. And we pee together obvi
OK, so it was ONLY once, and it's because THEY SOULMATES.
But, my friends, that's not all.
In what feels like day 87 of talking about Meghan Trainor pooping, Meghan *finally* showed us what her toilets look like.
While she herself is sitting on the shitter, Meghan pans over to the other matching toilet confirming that yes, they do in fact have two toilets.
And now we also know they got a lil' Poo-Pourri on there too.
So, old friend, this better be the last time I hear about side-by-side toilets for the rest of my life.
Peace out, Potty Trainors. Byeee.
