After Taste-Testing 8 Popular Brands Of Jarred Marinara Sauce, I Honestly Can't Believe How Awful My Childhood Favorite Was

When it comes to the jars of marinara sauce you can likely find at any ol' grocery store, the options are basically endless. So in doing my research on the most popular sauces out there, I wanted to make sure I had all the best contenders.

Fancy Stuff:

• Cucina Antica Marinara

• Rao's Homemade Marinara

Common Standards:

• Prego Traditional

• Ragú Traditional

• Classico Marinara

• Tuttorosso Marinara

House Brands:

• Trader Joe's Tomato Basil Marinara

• Whole Foods 365 Organic Marinara

Some other notes:

• I tasted the sauce over cooked fusilli pasta, with lots of ridges to catch the sauce, and cooked it in a pot of salted water. To keep the cooked pasta from sticking I also tossed it in the tiniest splash of olive oil, but that was it in terms of additional "seasoning."

• I sat in a different room while my partner diligently mixed up eight equally-portioned bites of pasta for me.

• Because of, ya know, science, I wrote down my initial impressions of each marinara sauce on a piece of paper, and immediately scored each one using my very scientifically-accurate smiley face rating system.

For a sauce that pretty much defined my childhood, this one genuinely shocked me. Simply put, this was nothing like I remembered.

After tasting this one, I noted that the flavor tastes like "there are genuinely no real tomatoes in this LOL," and it "literally tasted like SpaghettiOs sauce," which might not be a bad thing depending on your tastebuds. For mine, however, it was not. Nope, nope, nope.

However, the total dealbreaker here was the distinctly bitter aftertaste. I'm not kidding, it was genuinely offensive, and considering there were no weird ingredients or preservatives listed on the jar itself (???), I'm unsure where it even came from.

Let me just say, the garlicky flavor in this sauce was INTENSE. And if I'm saying that, most people would probably find it straight-up offensive. I'm truly obsessed with garlic, but woah, this was a lot...and it wasn't even good garlic flavor. It tasted like someone dumped an entire jar of garlic powder into this. I will say the flavors of Prego were a bit deeper than Ragú, which is why it's not dead last on my list, but man, this stuff was also syrupy sweet. Hard pass.

Trader Joe's tends to nail the condiment game pretty hard, so I was pretty shocked that this wasn't one of my favorites. Yep, this sauce tasted like the marinara version of that Italian Herb roll at Subway. That seasoning blend on a roll? Amazing. In literal pasta sauce? Not so much.

Like the Prego sauce, I found the TJ's version to be on the sweeter side, but not in that "mmm, these tomatoes are so sweet!" way. It tasted like sugar. Not as intensely sugary as the Prego, but definitely too sweet for pasta sauce, IMO. And while I appreciated the earthiness supplied by the herbs, it was super overpowering here.

Considering this was the least expensive of the easy-to-find brands that I tried — a big 'ol jar of it was actually on sale for $1.50 at my local grocery store, marked down from $2.79 (still the cheapest!) — I was more or less impressed with this one.

I certainly wasn't tricked into thinking these tomatoes were, ya know, fresh off the vine, but it was a budget-friendly, blank slate sauce that I'd totally buy again. For something like a lasagna (where the marinara sauce isn't really the ~star of the show~), this would be a very acceptable sauce to choose.

I noted that this sauce tasted "interesting," but in a good way. This sauce had way more depth of flavor than I thought it would, so considering it was the priciest of the "easy-to-find" sauces I tested (this one rang in at $4.19), that came as a relief.

Like some of the other sauces, this one definitely suffered from a bit of Italian Seasoning Syndrome, but not in any sort of aggressive way. I appreciated the round, bold flavors, and also found the tomato flavor to be bright and naturally sweet. The only actual downside here? I found Classico's marinara to be the most acidic of all the sauces I tried. That said, the acidity could easily be remedied with a bit of olive oil (or butter), so I wouldn't let that deter you from buying this brand. That said, the next brand on my ranking was better and cheaper, so $4.19 for Classico might not be worth it, anyway.

I'm a massive fan of Whole Foods' 365 products (next to Trader Joe's, they're the best, cheapest generic products out there), so I was thrilled that this one ranked as high as it did for me. I found the flavors to be nearly identical to the Classico marinara — it just lacked the sharp acidity of the former (a good thing!) and cost half as much.

At $2.29 a jar, I would go ahead and call this the best jar of marinara you could buy for your money, especially considering it also just so happens to be organic. Next time you're at your local Whole Foods, you should absolutely stock up on this stuff.

Here we are — the fancy stuff. Turns out my hypothesis on the budget brands being "just as good as the fancy ones" was 100% wrong. But, at least I finally tried it for myself.

As noted in my taste test, it's "giving blank slate," which I think is a great thing. The fresh, tomatoey flavor was the only thing I tasted here. No over-the-top herbs, and the sweetness, acidity, and salt levels were all expertly balanced. This one was absolutely delish, though not quite as delish as my #1 pick. Cucina Antica was also the second most expensive brand I tried, coming in at $6.39 for a 16 oz. jar. Can you guess the most expensive?

Honestly, I'm rolling my eyes, too. I wanted SO BADLY for one of the other marinara sauces to beat Rao's, and even in a totally blind taste test, this one reigned supreme. I don't know how they do it...but it's truly a perfect sauce. It's the only jarred sauce that Ina Garten will use, and now I can totally see why.

I've had Rao's before, but tasting this one in tandem with all the others was nothing short of life-changing. The taste itself is a bit hard to describe, but its bold tomato flavor (without a jar-full of herbs to mask the tomato flavors) went far and beyond any of the other flavors I tried. Texturally, it's magnificent. Rao's really strikes the right balance here for a marinara sauce that's hearty and substantial without being aggressively chunky, and smooth enough without being watery.

Rao's sauce will definitely set you back more than the others — at $7.49, this was certainly the most expensive jar of marinara I tried. That said, I promise you, it's just so worth it. People loooooooove saying that it's the "closest you can get to homemade," and now I know that honestly, people are right.