Buzz·Posted on Nov 11, 201924 Hilarious Tweets From This Week"You gon believe your eyes or me?"by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jonny sun @jonnysun if your dog is over 8 years old (56 in dog years) then your dog is a boomer, sorry 05:19 AM - 08 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. $uga @danelleee__ Exactly why men ain’t shit 01:14 PM - 10 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. she who shall not be named @thatoneleafgirl Since I only have 180 followers I feel comfortable presenting this video to you all. You’re welcome 08:12 PM - 09 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein They found her old tweets 11:25 PM - 06 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 🍒 chris @_chriswolfe my mom when she sees one spoon in the sink 06:59 AM - 05 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sofia Paredes @SofiaParedes79 When I'm bored I go around putting these stickers on paper towel dispensers 05:28 PM - 04 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. cal? @cal_gif I can NOT believe my mom just vibe checked my aunt 04:24 PM - 04 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. desmond. @dessiewap when your airpods are about to die 01:35 AM - 10 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. evil @evilbart24 Teacher: How did you solve this problem without showing your work ? me: 06:27 AM - 05 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Nicky Flowers, Mayor of Chicago for Life @yiffpolice i had a dream last night i published a poetry chapbook. woke up from the dream in the middle of the night to write down the only coherent poem i remembered, thinking it was pure gold 03:26 PM - 08 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘶𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢 🔮➐ @c00lcvnt u know da fkn vibes 11:10 PM - 09 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. katie @Katieluvxoo me as a lawyer: but your honor 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺 04:49 AM - 10 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Skoog @Skoog my morning coffee walking through my digestive system to confront my butthole 12:08 PM - 04 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 👾 @bitchrepIies when you're telling your parents a story and you almost snitch on yourself https://t.co/gBbCairc2O 08:24 PM - 09 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Marla Caceres @MarlaCaceres Took my kids to Chuck E Cheese yesterday. A lot of tension in the band. 10:13 PM - 10 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ya dig? @ezzygarciaa Me and my friends before doing something really stupid 01:01 AM - 09 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. H @14_HK_ When i see 50 missed calls from my mum Me: 12:05 AM - 06 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. lucy,, @curledbitch me: *roasts him all day* him: that’s why yo head big af me: 05:51 PM - 08 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Lance 🇱🇨 @Kinglrg_ I hate the internet sometimes lmaooo 09:51 PM - 08 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Ferrari @champagnefatti When you tell a joke in a groupchat and the “LMFAOOO” start coming in https://t.co/Hviek3P7b0 07:28 AM - 05 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ❥ °•. @Iennys Me: *texts my friend at 3:00am* My friend: *responds* Me: ok but what the FUCK are you doing awake so late you need your rest 12:25 AM - 07 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. ✶ @existings my body: *gives me signals to sleep the whole entire day* me: *goes to bed* my body: https://t.co/56RpHRcGC5 07:10 PM - 06 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Char Cherette @CharCherette me at my friends after i beg them to drive me to the guys house that ghosted me for 4 months but randomly hit me up saying come over even tho i told them i was over him 08:05 PM - 06 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Blankzy @Blankzy_ I lost it when he licked his hand 05:39 PM - 06 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite #Tweets See last week's funniest tweets here!